GodLovesUgly

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girl:	i'm having vagina surgery
boyfriend:	i know
girl:	i love you
boyfriend:	i love you too
after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
girl:	where is my boyfriend
dad:	who do you think gave you the vagina
girl:	what

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Probably should have kept my mouth shut on this one..

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oh my god whats going on

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The Cool Kids - A Little Bit Cooler

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Satan’s actions are directly influenced by Cake. The band.

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